Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : weirdwolf
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 20:47:57

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Chaya <chayaruth@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in 
news:Xns96D2A069AFE95chayaruth@204.153.244.170:

> Nick wrote:
> 
>> Chaya wrote:
>> 
>>> John I wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya <chayaruth@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in 
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that bitch a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got a star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> care of some other stuff. I'll send you the star
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> key and a spare star chart if you like. I'm going
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be ronin for a while. Have you gone to the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> council recently? It appears on your'e map,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prepare to be frustrated as you work out the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puzzles, you will need various keys including a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spare balloon monkey. Ted 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> load of stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this game. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrolling back up to see the entire post.  I thought
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that was an odd state for a family man to be in so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> early in the evening. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your skills so I 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have developed an allergy to alcohol over the last few
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely?  Even wheat based stuff?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps
>>>>>>>>>>>>> have seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly test every
>>>>>>>>>>>>> type of alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI.
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs?
>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 ounces.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles shrivelling
>>>>>>>>> up with every mouthful. You gain no muscle and no mysticality,
>>>>>>>>> you lose 40 moxie points. >;-]
>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey.  I made one a while back and don't know
>>>>>>> what I did with it.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the closet.  Uou
>>>>>> will need a spare though, it bursts when you put it in the lock.
>>>>>> You will also need at least three familiars weighing 20
>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) it's a random three
>>>>>> that you need to fight the naughty sorceresseseses familiars. 64
>>>>>> down only 536 adventures as a ronin left. 
>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big.
>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp.
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> I'm famous!!!!!!
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek.  I don't remember what
>>> was named Chaya, though... 
>>> 
>> 
>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya.
>> 
> 
> <whine> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! </whine>
> 

 Oh I don't know, you'ld look good in bar skin.
Ted

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