Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Chaya
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 20:46:09

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Nick wrote:

> Chaya wrote:
> 
>> John I wrote:
>> 
>>> Nick wrote:
>>> 
>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: 
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Chaya <chayaruth@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in 
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that bitch a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got a star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> care of some other stuff. I'll send you the star
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> key and a spare star chart if you like. I'm going
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be ronin for a while. Have you gone to the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> council recently? It appears on your'e map,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prepare to be frustrated as you work out the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puzzles, you will need various keys including a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spare balloon monkey. Ted 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> load of stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this game. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrolling back up to see the entire post.  I thought
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that was an odd state for a family man to be in so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> early in the evening. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your skills so I 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have developed an allergy to alcohol over the last few
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely?  Even wheat based stuff?
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps
>>>>>>>>>>>> have seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly test every
>>>>>>>>>>>> type of alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> TMI.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs?
>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 ounces.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles shrivelling
>>>>>>>> up with every mouthful. You gain no muscle and no mysticality,
>>>>>>>> you lose 40 moxie points. >;-]
>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey.  I made one a while back and don't know
>>>>>> what I did with it.
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the closet.  Uou
>>>>> will need a spare though, it bursts when you put it in the lock.
>>>>> You will also need at least three familiars weighing 20
>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) it's a random three
>>>>> that you need to fight the naughty sorceresseseses familiars. 64
>>>>> down only 536 adventures as a ronin left. 
>>>>> Ted
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big.
>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp.
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> I'm famous!!!!!!
>>> 
>> 
>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek.  I don't remember what
>> was named Chaya, though... 
>> 
> 
> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya.
> 

<whine> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! </whine>

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