Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : weirdwolf Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 20:39:38 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape John I wrote in news:Xns96D29CC44F97Boiwhnanri@ 66.26.32.9: > Nick wrote: > >> weirdwolf wrote: >> >>> Nick wrote in news:Xns96D291692F49ndtcm@ >>> 204.153.244.170: >>> >>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>> >>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>> >>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bitch a good kicking. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a star suit though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a spare star chart if you like. I'm going to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ronin for a while. Have you gone to the council >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> recently? It appears on your'e map, prepare to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as you work out the puzzles, you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need various keys including a spare balloon monkey. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> load of stuff for you that you will need. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrolling back up to see the entire post. I thought that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was an odd state for a family man to be in so early in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your skills so I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry noodles. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to have >>>>>>>>>>>>>> developed an allergy to alcohol over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat based stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps have >>>>>>>>>>>> seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly test every type of >>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs? >>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles shrivelling up >>>>>>>> with every mouthful. You gain no muscle and no mysticality, you >>>>>>>> lose 40 moxie points. >;-] >>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie. >>>>>> >>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while back and don't know what >>>>>> I did with it. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the closet. Uou >>>>> will need a spare though, it bursts when you put it in the lock. You >>>>> will also need at least three familiars weighing 20 pounds,(with or >>>>> without equipment and buffs,) it's a random three that you need to >>>>> fight the naughty sorceresseseses familiars. 64 down only 536 >>>>> adventures as a ronin left. >>>>> Ted >>>>> >>>> >>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>> >>> >>> The picture really does look like John doesn't it? >>> Ted >>> >> >> Absolutely. >> > > It's not googleable, yet. > http://kol.thraeryn.org/wiki/Ghuol_Whelp Ted -- Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to hide the bodies .