Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : John I
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 20:24:38

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Nick wrote:

> weirdwolf wrote:
> 
>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in news:Xns96D291692F49ndtcm@
>> 204.153.244.170:
>> 
>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: 
>>>> 
>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Chaya <chayaruth@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in 
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bitch a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a spare star chart if you like. I'm going to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ronin for a while. Have you gone to the council
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> recently? It appears on your'e map, prepare to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as you work out the puzzles, you will
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need various keys including a spare balloon monkey.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> load of stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> game. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrolling back up to see the entire post.  I thought that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was an odd state for a family man to be in so early in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the evening. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your skills so I 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to have
>>>>>>>>>>>>> developed an allergy to alcohol over the last few years. 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely?  Even wheat based stuff?
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps have
>>>>>>>>>>> seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly test every type of
>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> TMI.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs?
>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 ounces.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles shrivelling up
>>>>>>> with every mouthful. You gain no muscle and no mysticality, you
>>>>>>> lose 40 moxie points. >;-]
>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie.
>>>>> 
>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey.  I made one a while back and don't know what
>>>>> I did with it.
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the closet.  Uou
>>>> will need a spare though, it bursts when you put it in the lock. You
>>>> will also need at least three familiars weighing 20 pounds,(with or
>>>> without equipment and buffs,) it's a random three that you need to
>>>> fight the naughty sorceresseseses familiars. 64 down only 536
>>>> adventures as a ronin left. 
>>>> Ted
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big.
>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp.
>>> 
>> 
>> The picture really does look like John doesn't it?
>>  Ted
>> 
> 
> Absolutely.
> 

It's not googleable, yet.

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