Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Nick
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 20:21:49

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

weirdwolf wrote:

> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in news:Xns96D291692F49ndtcm@
> 204.153.244.170:
> 
>> weirdwolf wrote:
>> 
>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: 
>>> 
>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Chaya <chayaruth@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in 
>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bitch a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a spare star chart if you like. I'm going to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ronin for a while. Have you gone to the council
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> recently? It appears on your'e map, prepare to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as you work out the puzzles, you will
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need various keys including a spare balloon monkey.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> load of stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> game. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrolling back up to see the entire post.  I thought that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was an odd state for a family man to be in so early in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the evening. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> your skills so I 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and
>>>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to have
>>>>>>>>>>>> developed an allergy to alcohol over the last few years. 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely?  Even wheat based stuff?
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps have
>>>>>>>>>> seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly test every type of
>>>>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> TMI.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs?
>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 ounces.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles shrivelling up
>>>>>> with every mouthful. You gain no muscle and no mysticality, you
>>>>>> lose 40 moxie points. >;-]
>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie.
>>>> 
>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey.  I made one a while back and don't know what
>>>> I did with it.
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the closet.  Uou
>>> will need a spare though, it bursts when you put it in the lock. You
>>> will also need at least three familiars weighing 20 pounds,(with or
>>> without equipment and buffs,) it's a random three that you need to
>>> fight the naughty sorceresseseses familiars. 64 down only 536
>>> adventures as a ronin left. 
>>> Ted
>>> 
>> 
>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big.
>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp.
>> 
> 
> The picture really does look like John doesn't it?
>  Ted
> 

Absolutely.

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