Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : weirdwolf
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 20:16:56

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in news:Xns96D291692F49ndtcm@
204.153.244.170:

> weirdwolf wrote:
> 
>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: 
>> 
>>> Nick wrote:
>>> 
>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Chaya <chayaruth@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in 
>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bitch a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a spare star chart if you like. I'm going to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ronin for a while. Have you gone to the council
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> recently? It appears on your'e map, prepare to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as you work out the puzzles, you will
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need various keys including a spare balloon monkey.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> load of stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> game. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrolling back up to see the entire post.  I thought that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was an odd state for a family man to be in so early in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the evening. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of
>>>>>>>>>>>> your skills so I 
>>>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and
>>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to have
>>>>>>>>>>> developed an allergy to alcohol over the last few years. 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely?  Even wheat based stuff?
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps have
>>>>>>>>> seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly test every type of
>>>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> TMI.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs?
>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 ounces.
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles shrivelling up
>>>>> with every mouthful. You gain no muscle and no mysticality, you
>>>>> lose 40 moxie points. >;-]
>>>>> Ted
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie.
>>> 
>>> BTW, I lost my monkey.  I made one a while back and don't know what
>>> I did with it.
>>> 
>> 
>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the closet.  Uou
>> will need a spare though, it bursts when you put it in the lock. You
>> will also need at least three familiars weighing 20 pounds,(with or
>> without equipment and buffs,) it's a random three that you need to
>> fight the naughty sorceresseseses familiars. 64 down only 536
>> adventures as a ronin left. 
>>  Ted
>> 
> 
> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big.
> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp.
> 

The picture really does look like John doesn't it?
 Ted

-- 
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to 
hide the bodies

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