Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : weirdwolf
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 20:12:41

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

John I <not@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns96D29AA1759CEoiwhnanri@66.26.32.9: 

> Nick wrote:
> 
>> Nick wrote:
>> 
>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170:
>>>> 
>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Chaya <chayaruth@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in 
>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bitch a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spare star chart if you like. I'm going to be ronin
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for a while. Have you gone to the council recently?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears on your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you will need various keys
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including a spare balloon monkey. Ted 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a load
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> game. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before
>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrolling back up to see the entire post.  I thought that
>>>>>>>>>>>>> was an odd state for a family man to be in so early in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>>>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of your
>>>>>>>>>>> skills so I 
>>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and
>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to have
>>>>>>>>>> developed an allergy to alcohol over the last few years. 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely?  Even wheat based stuff?
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps have
>>>>>>>> seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly test every type of
>>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> TMI.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs?
>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 ounces.
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles shrivelling up
>>>> with every mouthful. You gain no muscle and no mysticality, you
>>>> lose 40 moxie points. >;-]
>>>> Ted
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie.
>> 
>> BTW, I lost my monkey.  I made one a while back and don't know what I
>> did with it.
>> 
> 
> mmmmmmonkeymmmmmmm

Its a balloon monkey that makes annoying squeaky noises, mine is called 
Davy Jones. Sooo Nick what you care to tell us the names of your 
familiars....o:-)
 Ted

-- 
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to 
hide the bodies

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