Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Nick
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 20:01:23

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

weirdwolf wrote:

> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170:
> 
>> weirdwolf wrote:
>> 
>>> Chaya <chayaruth@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in 
>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: 
>>> 
>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bitch a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spare star chart if you like. I'm going to be ronin for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a while. Have you gone to the council recently? It
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appears on your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> work out the puzzles, you will need various keys
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including a spare balloon monkey. Ted 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a load
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this
>>>>>>>>>>>> game. 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before scrolling
>>>>>>>>>> back up to see the entire post.  I thought that was an odd
>>>>>>>>>> state for a family man to be in so early in the evening. 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of your
>>>>>>>> skills so I 
>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and
>>>>>>>> hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to have
>>>>>>> developed an allergy to alcohol over the last few years. 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely?  Even wheat based stuff?
>>>>> 
>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps have
>>>>> seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly test every type of
>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> TMI.
>>> 
>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs?
>>> Ted
>>> 
>> 
>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 ounces.
>> 
> 
> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles shrivelling up with
> every mouthful. You gain no muscle and no mysticality, you lose 40
> moxie points. >;-]
>  Ted
> 

Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie.

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