Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Nick
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 19:52:08

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

weirdwolf wrote:

> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
> news:Xns96D284531B0DCndtcm@ 204.153.244.170:
> 
>> weirdwolf wrote:
>> 
>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: 
>>> 
>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Chaya <chayaruth@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in 
>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: 
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bitch a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spare star chart if you like. I'm going to be ronin
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for a while. Have you gone to the council recently?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears on your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you will need various keys
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including a spare balloon monkey. Ted 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a load
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> game. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before
>>>>>>>>>>>> scrolling back up to see the entire post.  I thought that
>>>>>>>>>>>> was an odd state for a family man to be in so early in the
>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of your
>>>>>>>>>> skills so I 
>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and 
>>>>>>>>>> hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to have
>>>>>>>>> developed an allergy to alcohol over the last few years. 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely?  Even wheat based stuff?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps have
>>>>>>> seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly test every type of
>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> TMI.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs?
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 ounces.
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> Well I was just wondering, because if it had been like 10-15 pints
>>> it would have been most amusing.
>>> You could just give up drinking completely you know.
>> 
>> I have, but how am I supposed to dance?
>> 
> 
>  Ah ha, you see I can't dance now so it doesn't make any difference
>  to 
> me. I saw an interview of somebody recently who had given up and he
> said something like "people wonder if it's still possible to go into
> a pub when you don't drink. the answer is, it is but not for long."
>  I must admit I still do miss drinking vodka or having a pint on
>  sunday 
> with lunch, but I know it's not a good idea to try having just one.
>  It helps that Claire doesn't drink as well, does your better half?
>  Ted
> 

She will have a half glass of wine about once a month.

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