Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : weirdwolf
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 19:04:13

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in news:Xns96D284531B0DCndtcm@
204.153.244.170:

> weirdwolf wrote:
> 
>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@
>> 204.153.244.170:
>> 
>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Chaya <chayaruth@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in 
>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: 
>>>> 
>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that bitch
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and a spare
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star chart if you like. I'm going to be ronin for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have you gone to the council recently? It appears
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as you work out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the puzzles, you will need various keys including a 
spare
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> balloon monkey. Ted 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a load of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this 
game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before scrolling
>>>>>>>>>>> back up to see the entire post.  I thought that was an odd
>>>>>>>>>>> state for a family man to be in so early in the evening. 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of your
>>>>>>>>> skills so I 
>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and 
hopefully
>>>>>>>>> I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to have
>>>>>>>> developed an allergy to alcohol over the last few years. 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely?  Even wheat based stuff?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps have
>>>>>> seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly test every type of
>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> TMI.
>>>> 
>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs?
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 ounces.
>>> 
>> 
>>  Well I was just wondering, because if it had been like 10-15 pints it 
>> would have been most amusing.
>> You could just give up drinking completely you know.
> 
> I have, but how am I supposed to dance?
> 

 Ah ha, you see I can't dance now so it doesn't make any difference to 
me. I saw an interview of somebody recently who had given up and he said 
something like "people wonder if it's still possible to go into a pub 
when you don't drink. the answer is, it is but not for long."
 I must admit I still do miss drinking vodka or having a pint on sunday 
with lunch, but I know it's not a good idea to try having just one.
 It helps that Claire doesn't drink as well, does your better half?
 Ted

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Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to 
hide the bodies

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