Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : weirdwolf
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 18:56:29

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@
204.153.244.170:

> weirdwolf wrote:
> 
>> Chaya <chayaruth@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in 
>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170:
>> 
>>> Nick wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that bitch
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and a spare
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star chart if you like. I'm going to be ronin for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have you gone to the council recently? It appears
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as you work out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the puzzles, you will need various keys including a spare
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> balloon monkey. Ted 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a load of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this game.
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before scrolling
>>>>>>>>> back up to see the entire post.  I thought that was an odd
>>>>>>>>> state for a family man to be in so early in the evening. 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of your
>>>>>>> skills so I 
>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and hopefully
>>>>>>> I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to have
>>>>>> developed an allergy to alcohol over the last few years. 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely?  Even wheat based stuff?
>>>> 
>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps have
>>>> seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly test every type of
>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> TMI.
>> 
>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs?
>> 
> 
> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 ounces.
> 

 Well I was just wondering, because if it had been like 10-15 pints it 
would have been most amusing.
You could just give up drinking completely you know.
 Ted


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