Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Nick
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 16:07:55

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Tyler Trafford wrote:

> Nick wrote:
>> weirdwolf wrote:
>> 
>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>> 
>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that bitch a
>>>>>>>>>>>> good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got a star
>>>>>>>>>>> suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care of
>>>>>>>>>> some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and a spare
>>>>>>>>>> star chart if you like. I'm going to be ronin for a while.
>>>>>>>>>> Have you gone to the council recently? It appears on your'e
>>>>>>>>>> map, prepare to be frustrated as you work out the puzzles,
>>>>>>>>>> you will need various keys including a spare balloon monkey.
>>>>>>>>>> Ted 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a load of
>>>>>>>>> stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this game.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before scrolling back
>>>>> up to see the entire post.  I thought that was an odd state for
>>>>> a family man to be in so early in the evening. 
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>> <stumble>
>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>> 
>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of your
>>> skills so I 
>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and hopefully I
>>> will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>> Ted
>>> 
>> 
>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to have developed
>> an allergy to alcohol over the last few years. 
> 
> Not all alcohol, surely?  Even wheat based stuff?

Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps have seriously 
hampered my desire to thoroughly test every type of alcohol.
I am open for suggestions though.

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