Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Chaya
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 03:04:35

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Nick wrote:

> Nick wrote:
> 
>> Nick wrote:
>> 
>>> Chaya wrote:
>>> 
>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that bitch
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care of
>>>>>>>>>>>> some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and a spare
>>>>>>>>>>>> star chart if you like. I'm going to be ronin for a
>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have you gone to the council recently? It appears
>>>>>>>>>>>> on your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as you work out
>>>>>>>>>>>> the puzzles, you will need various keys including a
>>>>>>>>>>>> spare balloon monkey. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a load of
>>>>>>>>>>> stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this
>>>>>>>>> game. 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before scrolling
>>>>>>> back up to see the entire post.  I thought that was an odd
>>>>>>> state for a family man to be in so early in the evening. 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>> 
>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of your
>>>>> skills so I 
>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and
>>>>> hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>> Ted
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Ted, what the hell is a pastamancer?
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> Oh, they can do wonderful things with noodles.
>>> I have one but I am kind of wishing I had made a saucerer
>>> instead. 
>> 
>> Just in case Ted has gone to bed:
>> http://kol.thraeryn.org/wiki/Pastamancer
> 
> This is what I will probably reincarnate as:
> http://kol.thraeryn.org/wiki/Accordion_Thief

I think you have too much free time on your hands.

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