Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Nick
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 02:58:21

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Nick wrote:

> Nick wrote:
> 
>> Chaya wrote:
>> 
>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>> 
>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that bitch
>>>>>>>>>>>>> a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got a
>>>>>>>>>>>> star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care of
>>>>>>>>>>> some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and a spare
>>>>>>>>>>> star chart if you like. I'm going to be ronin for a
>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have you gone to the council recently? It appears
>>>>>>>>>>> on your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as you work out
>>>>>>>>>>> the puzzles, you will need various keys including a
>>>>>>>>>>> spare balloon monkey. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a load of
>>>>>>>>>> stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this
>>>>>>>> game. 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before scrolling
>>>>>> back up to see the entire post.  I thought that was an odd
>>>>>> state for a family man to be in so early in the evening. 
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>> 
>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of your
>>>> skills so I 
>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and
>>>> hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>> Ted
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> Ted, what the hell is a pastamancer?
>>> 
>> 
>> Oh, they can do wonderful things with noodles.
>> I have one but I am kind of wishing I had made a saucerer
>> instead. 
> 
> Just in case Ted has gone to bed:
> http://kol.thraeryn.org/wiki/Pastamancer

This is what I will probably reincarnate as:
http://kol.thraeryn.org/wiki/Accordion_Thief

.