Subj : Re: Finally high tech where it is needed
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : weirdwolf
Date : Wed Sep 14 2005 19:36:04

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Trouble <troubleNOSPAM@tekfactory.com> wrote in news:1KmdnWkvWub38LXeRVn-
pQ@comcast.com:

> Nick wrote:
> 
>> Trouble wrote:
>>> Nick wrote:
>  
>>>> Gillette Fusion Power features a breakthrough
>   
>>>> 5 blades
> 
>>>> The blades are spaced 30 percent closer together than MACH3 blades.
>  
>>>> The new Flexible Comfort Guard follows the contours of the face to
>>>> help the Shaving Surface comfortably shave closer. 
>  
>>> Is that better or worse than 2 comfort strips?
>   
>>>> An Enhanced Indicator Lubrastrip infused with Vitamin E, Aloe and
>>>> natural oils fades from blue to white, signaling when optimal shave
>>>> conditions have been reduced. 
>  
>>> Good to know, sometimes, like when it rains, I wouldn't shave for
>>> weeks until we got better shaving conditions, you saw what happened
>>> to the space shuttle...
>  
>>>> The Gillette Fusion Power handle features an on-board microchip that
>>>> optimizes the razor's performance. 
>  
>>> Cool, because the razor's performance sucked before, I'm SO glad to
>>> see a Microchip doing all the hard work now, I bet I'll never get cut
>>> shaving again.
>   
>>>> Low-Battery Indicator Light signals when to change the Duracell AAA 
>>>> battery. 
>  
>>> but, But, BUT if its FUSION POWERED!!! Why am I changing
>>> batteries???? 
>  
>>> I should only ever have to feed it seawater...
>  
>> The microchip is what sold me on it.
> 
> I totally missed out on 5 blades, 30% closer together than MACH3, so 
> wouldn't that make it MACH5? I would SO BUY that, because Speed Racer 
> NEVER had 5 o'clock shadow...
> 

BWahahahahaha!
 I feel the need to point and laugh at those less facially hirsute!
 You poor mad shaved fools you!
Ted
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Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to 
hide the bodies

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