Subj : Re: Finally high tech where it is needed
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Trouble
Date : Wed Sep 14 2005 14:30:47

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Nick wrote:

> Gillette Fusion Power features a breakthrough
 
> 5 blades

> The blades are spaced 30 percent closer together than MACH3 blades.

> The new Flexible Comfort Guard follows the contours of the face to
> help the Shaving Surface comfortably shave closer.

Is that better or worse than 2 comfort strips?
 
> An Enhanced Indicator Lubrastrip infused with Vitamin E, Aloe and
> natural oils fades from blue to white, signaling when optimal shave
> conditions have been reduced.

Good to know, sometimes, like when it rains, I wouldn't shave for weeks 
until we got better shaving conditions, you saw what happened to the 
space shuttle...

> The Gillette Fusion Power handle features an on-board microchip that 
> optimizes the razor's performance.

Cool, because the razor's performance sucked before, I'm SO glad to see a 
Microchip doing all the hard work now, I bet I'll never get cut shaving 
again.
 
> Low-Battery Indicator Light signals when to change the Duracell AAA 
> battery.
 

but, But, BUT if its FUSION POWERED!!! Why am I changing batteries????

I should only ever have to feed it seawater...

-- 
"Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise.
Seek what they sought."
--Basho

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