Subj : Re: religion quiz
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Nick
Date : Wed Sep 07 2005 23:32:48

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Jim Larson wrote:

> Nick wrote:
> 
>> Jim Larson wrote:
>> 
>>> Nick wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>> Jim Larson wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Trouble <troubleNOSPAM@tekfactory.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:e7mdnUw5H4cD2oPeRVn- rQ@comcast.com:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> I don't believe in either heaven or hell. It's one of
>>>>>>>>>>> those beliefs without any evidence that seem to abound
>>>>>>>>>>> when you mention you are an athiest, like the one that
>>>>>>>>>>> because we don't follow the rules layed down by some guy
>>>>>>>>>>> off his rocker in the desert that we have no morals at
>>>>>>>>>>> all. 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Wait you mean to tell me that fucker got lost in the
>>>>>>>>>> desert for fourty years and you expect me to FOLLOW
>>>>>>>>>> him... 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> And it's not as though it's a BIG desert, I mean the
>>>>>>>>> Sahara I might be able to believe. Maybe he just didn't
>>>>>>>>> want to ask for directions, you know all the Israelites
>>>>>>>>> behind him going are we there yet? are we there yet? can I
>>>>>>>>> eat the picnic? NO you'll get it all over the place, you
>>>>>>>>> can have your milk and honey when we get there. Be fair
>>>>>>>>> though he did give the earliest example of ghost writing
>>>>>>>>> ever known, of course it was writing of his own death and
>>>>>>>>> the events afterward but whats a little thing like
>>>>>>>>> snuffing it to a guy like  that. 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> You realize you're all going to hell, right?
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> (The lapsed Catholic in me needed to say that.)
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> (purgatory)
>>>>>>> (Now drop and give me 56 Hail Marys and a novena)
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> (I seem to recall that Catholics don't believe in purgatory.)
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> (YEARS of church school.)
>>>>> 
>>>>> Apparently they were wasted years.
>>>>> Catholics are the ones who do believe in purgatory.
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> (13 years of catholic school)
>>> 
>>> Woohoo! Me too. Let us genuflect together on broken glass...
>>> 
>> 
>> Ok, let me just finish up kneeling on this rice.
> 
> Did you have the "Stick your arms out to your sides and hold these
> books up until they (the arms) fall off?"
> 

Mrs Fournet, Fourth grade.

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