Subj : Re: religion quiz
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Tyler Trafford
Date : Wed Sep 07 2005 19:32:52

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Nick wrote:
> Nick wrote:
>
>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>> 
>>> Nick wrote:
>>>> Jim Larson wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Trouble <troubleNOSPAM@tekfactory.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:e7mdnUw5H4cD2oPeRVn- rQ@comcast.com:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> I don't believe in either heaven or hell. It's one of those
>>>>>>>> beliefs without any evidence that seem to abound when you mention
>>>>>>>> you are an athiest, like the one that because we don't follow the
>>>>>>>> rules layed down by some guy off his rocker in the desert that we
>>>>>>>> have no morals at all. 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Wait you mean to tell me that fucker got lost in the desert for
>>>>>>> fourty years and you expect me to FOLLOW him...
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> And it's not as though it's a BIG desert, I mean the Sahara I might
>>>>>> be able to believe. Maybe he just didn't want to ask for directions,
>>>>>> you know all the Israelites behind him going are we there yet? are 
>>>>>> we there yet? can I eat the picnic? NO you'll get it all over the
>>>>>> place, you can have your milk and honey when we get there.
>>>>>> Be fair though he did give the earliest example of ghost writing
>>>>>> ever known, of course it was writing of his own death and the events
>>>>>> afterward but whats a little thing like snuffing it to a guy like
>>>>>> that. 
>>>>> 
>>>>> You realize you're all going to hell, right?
>>>>> 
>>>>> (The lapsed Catholic in me needed to say that.)
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> (purgatory)
>>>> (Now drop and give me 56 Hail Marys and a novena)
>>> 
>>> (I seem to recall that Catholics don't believe in purgatory.)
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> (YEARS of church school.)
>> 
>> Apparently they were wasted years.
>> Catholics are the ones who do believe in purgatory.
>> 
>
> (13 years of catholic school)

Hmm, I could have sworn a nun told me... oh well, I must have just got
it backwards.
-- 
Tyler Trafford

According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.

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