Subj : Jamie LART-O-MATIC It can smell old bushs, do you judge them? To : alt.bbs.doors From : rmiller@duskglow.com (Russ Miller) Date : Mon Jan 19 2004 03:18 am Jamie LART-O-MATIC

Have someone who is posting something you don't like? Someone say something to you that you take offense at? Get them knocked off of the net with Jamie Baillie's very own LART-O-MATIC.

First, we need a little information from you. Otherwise, we cannot tailor your very own JamieLart(tm) to your needs. It's quick, and painless, and best of all, we require no identifying information from you! That's one of the beauties of it.

First, select the kind of lart you want to send:

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Now, please tell us what you don't like about the content posted above:

defamatory
libelous
copyright violation
they said my name

And, finally, what would you like the recipient to do about it?

demand they take the offending content down
terminate the offender's account
send over a hitman

Congratulations, you should be all done. Now, just click on submit, and we'll do the rest!

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