Subj : Re: Joke
To   : comp.programming
From : Shaggy
Date : Sun Sep 25 2005 02:36 am

Groovy hepcat Ufit was jivin' on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 21:09:42 -0400 in
comp.programming.
Joke's a cool scene! Dig it!

>Wife sends a husband to a grocery store and says:
>Honey, go buy some franks and if they have eggs - take 10.
>Husband comes to the store:
>-You got franks?
>-Yes.
>-So give me 10 eggs.

  No, no, no! That's not how it goes at all. That doesn't even make
sense. And it certainly isn't funny. Here's how it is really meant to
go.

  The wife of a computer programmer told her husband to go to the
store. "Pick up six franks," she said, "and if they have eggs, get a
dozen."
  So the husband went to the store and asked the salesman, "Do you
have eggs?"
  "Yes," replied the salesman, "we have eggs."
  "Okay, then," said the husband, "I'd like a dozen franks, please!"

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