Subj : Re: Joke To : comp.programming From : Gerry Quinn Date : Sat Sep 24 2005 11:30 am In article <0001HW.BF592E790050A3AAF0407550@news.verizon.net>, randyhoward@FOOverizonBAR.net says... > niklasb@microsoft.com wrote > (in article > <1127408649.979113.317740@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>): > > > Yes that makes a little more sense. Here's another one I heard > > recently. > > I hope everyone hasn't heard it before. > > > > Optimist: The glass is half full. > > Pessimist: The glass is half empty. > > Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. > > I think I saw it posted on a bulletin board for the first time > about 20 years ago. New to me. - Gerry Quinn .