Subj : Re: Joke To : comp.programming From : amorgan Date : Thu Sep 22 2005 02:06 pm In article <1127408649.979113.317740@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, wrote: > >mensanator@aol.com wrote: >> Ufit wrote: >> > "DarkD" wrote in message news:43325cba$0$22099$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au... >> > > He didn't buy any franks then did he? >> > > >> > > >> > No - I forgot to mention husband who was IT programmer. ) >> > >> > UF >> >> Well, if had been me it would have gone like this: >> >> -You got eggs? >> -Yes. >> -Give me two franks. > >Yes that makes a little more sense. Here's another one I heard >recently. >I hope everyone hasn't heard it before. > >Optimist: The glass is half full. >Pessimist: The glass is half empty. >Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. C Programmer: Implementation defined (I wish I could take credit for this one. Props to Gene Wirchenko). Alan -- Defendit numerus .