Subj : Re: Joke
To   : comp.programming
From : mensanator@aol.com
Date : Thu Sep 22 2005 02:01 pm


niklasb@microsoft.com wrote:
> mensanator@aol.com wrote:
> > Ufit wrote:
> > > "DarkD" <darkd@NOSPAMoptusworld.com.SPAM.au> wrote in message news:43325cba$0$22099$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
> > > > He didn't buy any franks then did he?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > No - I forgot to mention husband who was IT programmer. )
> > >
> > > UF
> >
> > Well, if had been me it would have gone like this:
> >
> > -You got eggs?
> > -Yes.
> > -Give me two franks.
>
> Yes that makes a little more sense. Here's another one I heard
> recently.
> I hope everyone hasn't heard it before.
>
> Optimist:  The glass is half full.
> Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
> Engineer:  The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Licensed Engineer:  The glass is exactly as big as it needs to be (with
safety factor).

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