Subj : Re: Joke
To   : comp.programming
From : niklasb
Date : Thu Sep 22 2005 11:04 am


mensanator@aol.com wrote:
> Ufit wrote:
> > "DarkD" <darkd@NOSPAMoptusworld.com.SPAM.au> wrote in message news:43325cba$0$22099$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
> > > He didn't buy any franks then did he?
> > >
> > >
> > No - I forgot to mention husband who was IT programmer. )
> >
> > UF
>
> Well, if had been me it would have gone like this:
>
> -You got eggs?
> -Yes.
> -Give me two franks.

Yes that makes a little more sense. Here's another one I heard
recently.
I hope everyone hasn't heard it before.

Optimist:  The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Engineer:  The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

.