Subj : Joke
To   : comp.programming
From : Ufit
Date : Wed Sep 21 2005 10:09 pm

Wife sends a husband to a grocery store and says:
Honey, go buy some franks and if they have eggs - take 10.
Husband comes to the store:
-You got franks?
-Yes.
-So give me 10 eggs.

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