Subj : Torturing people until they break (was: Software Job Market Myths) To : comp.programming,comp.software-eng From : rem642b Date : Sun Aug 21 2005 03:01 am > From: Chris Sonnack > what I'm interested in is seeing them "crack", as you say. How > something works okay is all well and good, but sometimes what's > interesting and important is how it fails. Hey, you'd be perfect for the Department of Homeland Security. They really need people who actually enjoy torturing prisoners in the guise that they are merely physical devices not real people and that breaking them down is just destructive-testing of said devices. You should immediately quit your current job before your boss finds out your attitude toward other fellow human beings, and go apply at DHS. If you wait until your current boss fires you, you'll never be able to get another job, even at DHS, because people who are unemployed are considered undesirable by potential employers no matter how skilled and qualified they are. If you're not a USA citizen, that's even better, because you and the prisoners can be sent to your home country to carry out the torture, and the USA government can then absolve themselves of responsibiliy because the torture didn't happen in the USA but somewhere else. If you're Iraqi, that's best of all, because the prisoner is already in your country so the USA won't have to transport the prisoner to your country, saving our tax money. .