Subj : Re: How To Get  Rich  On  Ebay!
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From : John H. Guillory
Date : Mon Jun 07 2004 11:25 pm

On 7 Jun 2004 15:11:01 -0700, jwh41@hotmail.com (Infoproducts!) wrote:

>If you want to Start Selling On Ebay This is a must have Instant
>Download!
  Does it come with the best seller book on the internet yet, "How to
Scam Millions of people till you get caught"?

>This ebook is one of the fastest selling informational ebooks to hit
>ebay and websites in a long time!
  I agree, some people will buy anything.....

>So you want to sell on ebay? Quit your job? Become an ebay
>entrepreneur? Our ebook has all the tools you need to get started
>instantly!
No, I just want to quit my job, blow up the world, and see how long it
takes for all life forms to die....

>This ebook is filled with answers to questions that people are dying
>to find out!
  Cool, so it tells me how to destroy the earth?

>Did you ever search on ebay and wondered where those guys got all that
>stuff so cheap?
  No, but I did find crap that had wrong descriptions and misleading
articles posted to make you think you was getting something really
cheap.... After you got it, you later realized you got screwed up the
ass... 

>Have you sat in front of your computer wishing you could sell on ebay
>but didn't know what to do or where to go to get the goods?
No Way!  The last time I even attempted to sell some crap on E-Bay, it
was such a pain in the ass... Figuring up how much the package
weighed, finding out where the buyer lived at, calculating the
shipping, etc... Not for me buddy!

>What you are going to read are secrets, tips and basically all around
>help to get you started selling and making "BIG" money on ebay TODAY!
Oh cool, now your talking, I get to read up on who your wife's been
fucking when you step out of the house! 

>Only $9.95 gives you access to all this valuable information plus
>access to over 120,000 wholesale products and sources.
How about leave out the crap about e-bay, the wholesale products and
shit, and just include the crap about destroying the world and who
your wife's been fucking and sell it for $5.00....  I really don't
need the extra crap....

>Power sellers secrets revealed. Hottest selling items and sources. No
>need to attend a thousand dollar seminar! ORDER TODAY for your FREE
>BONUS!
  How about knocking $3.00 the shipping and handling, and keeping that
book.... Not needed, I can look at what crap's been selling on e-bay
and figure out what items are hot sellers....

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