Subj : XENU Manifesto: Periodic posting To : alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian,alt.aol-sucks,alt.appalachian,alt.aquaria,alt.astrology.metapsych,alt.bbs.ads,alt.beer From : xenu_maximus Date : Fri Jul 23 2004 07:35 pm **** Post for FREE via your newsreader at post.usenet.com **** The Manifesto: Preamble: Any good troll worth his salt has a manifestoe, it helps you understand what his beef is. Thus is the purpose of my manifestoe, it is to serve notice to those who need it that they will have to reflect upon the peeves they ahve cause: Introduction: Usenet is a place of recreation, also a place to rant, for some a place to lurk, other more, confused people seem to think it is for spamming with k00kscreed, spamming in general or defining usenet policy over which they have no authority, in this form these would be net cops. Where you find trolls, you will find netcops, and conversely, the opposite is true. Why do I troll: Because I can, usenet is a large, vast ocean of no man's land. Unless a group is slated as moderated, it is inherently UNmoderated, and although each group has it's own faq, which gives posting guidelines and the like, the truth is, such a doucment bears no real authority. People are still free to post as they see fit, as well as apply killfiles as they see fit. This fact is the first ostabcle to a netcop's flawed logic. Items (Peeves of interest) Liberals: Liberals will always be a peeve of priority, because the truth is, they are far more deeply mired in their bullshit dogma than most groups, anything liberal good, anything not, must be part of a vast right wing conspiracy. They blindly follow Michael Moore even though his treason is obvious. They perpetuate the feminist Political Correctedness agenda shamelessly, and are nothing without the cult of the victim and the welfare dependency complex. Without victims to champion, real or imagined, these people have nothing relevant in their lives. Hypocracy is their calling card. Right wingers: Equal airtime for equal evils, as the loonie lefties have their twits, so does the Christian right, who has spewed out no shortage of loons in their time, including such winners as Jerry Fallwell who blamed 911 on the gay agenda. (Hint: There is no gay agenda, just a bunch of people with inferiority complexes who dont understand how reproduction works.) These people are just as likely to attack, smear and undermine the efforts of anything that is against them (Must be leftie), and thus earn peevehood all on their own. UFO Nuts: These guys are always fun, and in fact contribute some of the better net k00ks out there on the circuit. John Winston, Twonky among others. These are the guys who believe in tin foil hats, Art bell and grey headed pheotus stealers. Where they are, there will be k00kologists, and where they be, there is trollin' to be done. It's like sharks to a frenzy. PETA: Where to even begin, these are those eco terror funding losers who believe every animal has the same rights that you do, even liberals shy away from these freaks. The worst thing about them, is although they will go to great lengths to avoid admitting it, the ones who don't spread their views with organized acts of arson, fund those that do. These are ELF and ALF, and members of peta frequently have mutual memberships in both organizations. Yuppie Infestation: This is whats going on at least in my neighborhood. You will someone sell a farm or have a parcel of unused land where you could reasonably build maybe three houses, and this will be strip mined and you will shove in a whole culdasac, and the houses will be thrown up in record time, with the crappiest particle board and then sold off at $300,000 to yuppie breeder scum who start bagging out kids, cluttering what little of a yard they have with kinder crap and polluting the area with SUVs, cell phones, kinder crap and screaming brats. They then try to take over the town and spread their virus to the rest of the areas they don't infest. Breeders: See above, these folks are not just parents, they are breeders, this is what they live to do. Nothing is more important, more special than their brats. they have entitlement on the brain and the world revolves around either their kids, or them, because they have kids, just ask them. Suv Cell phone using scum: These are those clueless scum you see whenever you drive anywhere. Driving a vehicle that is way too big for them, guzzles gas at a rate that makes arabs salivate and they just can't ever, ever be made to put that infernal cell phone down. typical these vermin come in two forms, harried breeders who can't drive because they are on their phone or yelling at their fussing brats. Or they are some little twenty two year bimbo who jsut cant part with her phone because she'll be out of the loop until she gets home, god forbid. K00Ks: This is too general a category to get into by any sense of category, they are too numerous, but they all seem to have a few things in common. First of which, hidden forces are out to silence them as they sermonize usenet with their secret knowledge. Normal folks call it k00kscreed, but to them, it is life itself and only they can enlighten us. Many of them actively try to stalk, drive offline and otherwise harass those who dare disagree them, you know the normals. Mens rights: These people are like namla members, they are for the downtrodden, the oppressed, that poor little white middle class male who doesnt want to stay married or pay the allimony and child support that they own the missus, sorry, they call them discards. They think they should have access to their kids but shouldn't have to pay for it. Women that were raped were "asking for it", and they quiet seem to be okay with women beating to. Some of the k00ks that revolve around this farce make false claims of being trial consultants while others show their darker sides a bit too much. fair to say these folks have spit out more than one stalker or loon. Pangborn? Conversely there are more than a few feminists who go too far and need to get over themselves and their lost cause as well, so by the same above logic, I fail to see why they can't be considered fair game well. Smokers Rights: These are the people who among other things are pushing the claim that smoking is a national civic duty, and that they have the right to poison not just themselves but those around them. Simply put, they don't, and because they become increasingly belligerent in their rhetoric, they must be trolled. They cry about smoking bans, but we have yet to live in the righteous age where roving goon squads search homes for cancer sticks and flush them, so I naturally dont see what the big deal is. Religion: Must be broken down by faith: Catholicism and it's recovery: I say and it's recovery because, let's face it, how many of you know "happy" catholics? I would wager very few. Many are "recovering" from dealing with abusive nuns and priests, or catholic school. It seems that the catholic church has been much more important than the catholic faith, figure out what I'm saying. And more to the point, until the priesthood comes to grips with it's sex scandal and FIXES it, it has no moral authority at all. Mormons: Mormons are a farce, believing in a white salamander and started by a guy on the run for murder from vermont. Nuff said. False faith made by a false messiah. Scientology: Yet another cult, even worse than the mormons, because what church needs lawyers to survivor. These scumbags try to get their tentacles into every available nook or cranny that they can, and ruin people's lives. Anyone who has a beef with sciencraptology has a point. Atheists: Are simply idiots who have the ironic viewpoint of believing in nothing sacred yet being very much on their high horse. They have no moral authority and they believe in n othing. They are whats wrong with America. Conclusion: As you can see, there is more than a little bit of stuff to work with here, so this is just the beginning, no doubt there will be others who will reveal themselves. Itemize a list of k00ks an kookologists alone would be an undertaking of constant effort as the list of both never seems to be getting any smaller. So in short, where there are k00ks, there will be kookologists, and where there are those, there will be trolls, and there, I will be. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= *** Usenet.com - The #1 Usenet Newsgroup Service on The Planet! *** http://www.usenet.com Unlimited Download - 19 Seperate Servers - 90,000 groups - Uncensored -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= .