Subj : Tirana
To   : shepstoe
From : Time Warrior
Date : Mon Apr 26 2004 10:16 am

  To: shepstoe@neomeo.com
  Re: Tirana
  By: shepstoe@neomeo.com to alt.bbs.allsysop on Sun Apr 25 2004 10:21 pm

 > Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?

I beleive that the monkeys (thats how you spell it, by the way :-) getting 
gas is directly dependant on what they ate and when. It ussually takes about 
45 mins for food to digest, and if you fed your pet monkey a spicy bean 
burritto -- RUN FOR COVER! :-)

Now, if you are refering to the monkey between your legs, then thats not 
called gas, thats called sperm.

If you are refering to half of the drivers in the Chicagoland area, they 
should be legally prohibited from getting gas for their veichle, or even 
owning one for that mater :-)

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