Subj : OT: To : All From : SLG Date : Fri Jan 10 2003 09:07 pm > > A salesman drives into this small town where a circus was in process. A > > sign read "Don't miss the amazing Scotsman". He buys a ticket and sits > > down. There, on center stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. > > Standing next to it is an old Scotsman. Suddenly the old man lifts his > > kilt, whips out a huge penis and smashes all three walnuts with three > > mighty swings! > > The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Scot is carried off on the > > shoulders of the crowd. > > > > Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees a > > faded sign for the same circus and the same: "Don't Miss the Amazing > > Scotsman." He can't believe the old guy is still alive much less still > > doing his act! So he buys a ticket. Again, the center ring is illuminated. > > > > This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The > > Scotsman stands before them, then suddenly lifts his kilt and smashes the > > coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd goes wild! > > Flabbergasted, the alesman requests a meeting with him after the show. > > > > "You're incredible," he tells the Scotsman. "But I have to know something. > > You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts? " > > > > "Well," says the Scot: "Me eyes are not what they used to be." > > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >- >- - - - - - - > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: >Troubled-Waters-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com > > > >Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ --- FEddy 1.4.03/modPHX * Origin: http://www.twgs.org -- THE Trade Wars web forum! (1:229/522.0) .