Subj : Comparative Analysis...
To   : ALL
From : LEE LOFASO
Date : Thu Jul 19 2001 08:24 am

Hello Everybody,

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COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS of RELIGIOUS and SPIRITUAL PHILOSOPHIES

Taoism:
Shit happens.

Confucianism:
Confucius say, Shit happens.

Buddhism:
If Shit happens, it really isn't Shit.

Zen:
What is the sound of Shit happening?

Hinduism:
This Shit happened before.

Islam:
If Shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism:
Let Shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism:
If Shit happens you deserve it.

Judaism:
Why does Shit always happen to us?

Atheism:
Shit happens for no apparent reason.

Jehovah Witnesses:
Let us in and we'll tell you why Shit happens.

Hare Krishna:
Shit happens, Shit happens, Shit happens happens.

Paganism:
Shit is part of the Goddess, too.

Scientology:
DoDo occurs.

Mormon:
Shit happens somewhere else.

New Age:
I now allow the Shit in my life to happen freely and completely.

Christian Science:
If Shit happens you're not praying hard enough.

12 Step Program:
Shit happens, but it's not as bad as it used to be.

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--Lee


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