Subj : The Universal Universe
To   : Todd Henson
From : William Elliot
Date : Fri Dec 15 2000 04:47 pm

 >  >  "Universe inc., the only one."
 >  >  "Customer service department has been closed since 
 >  > Universe inc., the only one, is perfect.  
 >  > Latest release with many wonderful new features such as
 >  > telekinesis, telepathy and time travel will be, is, was
 >  > obtained by traveling to your nearest appropriate time.
 >  >  "Thank you for using Universe inc., the only one, for your existence."
 > 
 > Not satisfied with the current universe?
 TH> Aw, it's OK I suppose.
It'll have to do as it's the only one we've got. 
BTW, welcome to Bush Country.
 
 > Describe the universe in 500 words or less and give two examples.
 TH> Cheese. It's all about the cheese!
Cheesy.

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