Subj : The Universal Universe
To   : WILLIAM ELLIOT
From : TODD HENSON
Date : Thu Dec 14 2000 06:39 pm

>  >>> Todd Henson on The Universal Universe 
> 
>  >  "Universe inc., the only one."
>  >  "Customer service department has been closed since 
>  > Universe inc., the only one, is perfect.  
>  > Latest release with many wonderful new features such as
>  > telekinesis, telepathy and time travel will be, is, was
>  > obtained by traveling to your nearest appropriate time.
>  >  "Thank you for using Universe inc., the only one, for your existence."
> 
>  >  _  TH> Ack..I hope they don't go out of business.
>  > Where's the competition?
>  TH> Good question. :-)


> Not satisfied with the current universe?


Aw, it's OK I suppose.


>  >  TH> Ack..I hope they don't go out of business.
>  >  JW> If they do Armaggedon outa here! :-)
>  > Where to?  Does Universe inc., the only one, have any competition?
>  TH> Perhaps another universe, with better coupon deals?


> Describe the universe in 500 words or less and give two examples.


Cheese. It's all about the cheese!
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