Subj : The Universal Universe
To   : Todd Henson
From : William Elliot
Date : Wed Dec 13 2000 05:38 pm

 >>> Todd Henson on The Universal Universe 

 >  "Universe inc., the only one."
 >  "Customer service department has been closed since 
 > Universe inc., the only one, is perfect.  
 > Latest release with many wonderful new features such as
 > telekinesis, telepathy and time travel will be, is, was
 > obtained by traveling to your nearest appropriate time.
 >  "Thank you for using Universe inc., the only one, for your existence."

 >  _  TH> Ack..I hope they don't go out of business.
 > Where's the competition?
 TH> Good question. :-)
Not satisfied with the current universe?

 >  TH> Ack..I hope they don't go out of business.
 >  JW> If they do Armaggedon outa here! :-)
 > Where to?  Does Universe inc., the only one, have any competition?
 TH> Perhaps another universe, with better coupon deals?
Describe the universe in 500 words or less and give two examples.
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