Subj : The Universal Universe
To   : WILLIAM ELLIOT
From : TODD HENSON
Date : Tue Dec 12 2000 07:17 pm

>  >  "Universe inc., the only one."
>  >  "Customer service department has been closed since Universe inc., the 
only
>  > one, is perfect.  Latest release with many wonderful new features such as
>  > telekinesis, telepathy and time travel will be, is, was
>  > obtained by traveling
>  > to your nearest appropriate time.
>  >  "Thank you for using Universe inc., the only one, for your existence."
>  TH> Ack..I hope they don't go out of business.
>  JW> If they do Armaggedon outa here! :-)

> Where to?  Does Universe inc., the only one, have any competition?


Perhaps another universe, with better coupon deals?
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