Subj : The Universal Universe
To   : WILLIAM ELLIOT
From : TODD HENSON
Date : Thu Dec 07 2000 06:57 pm

>  "Universe inc., the only one."
>  "Customer service department has been closed since Universe inc., the only
> one, is perfect.  Latest release with many wonderful new features such as
> telekinesis, telepathy and time travel will be, is, was obtained by traveling
> to your nearest appropriate time.
>  "Thank you for using Universe inc., the only one, for your existence."


Ack..I hope they don't go out of business.
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