Subj : The Universal Universe
To   : All
From : William Elliot
Date : Thu Dec 07 2000 04:33 pm

 "Universe inc., the only one."
 "Customer service department has been closed since Universe inc., the only 
one, is perfect.  Latest release with many wonderful new features such as 
telekinesis, telepathy and time travel will be, is, was obtained by traveling 
to your nearest appropriate time.
 "Thank you for using Universe inc., the only one, for your existence."
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12

--- Maximus 3.01
 * Origin: Sirius BBS * Portland, OR (503) 291-1908 * V.34 (1:105/24)

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