Subj : Re: Off Topic Humor To : Jasen Betts From : Miles Maxted Date : Wed Nov 22 2000 12:13 am G'morning Jason... JB> Yeah some are horrible, especially if you're unfamiliar with them. JB> some you need a map to navigate. Amen ! JB> But I've used one that had a simple purpose that it dealt with well JB> It was a way to locate a justice of the peace (equiv: notary public?) JB> it just asked for a post code (which you type on the phone) and then JB> responded with three random picks from a computerised list of JPs JB> organised by post code (there were only two near me so the first and third JB> came out the same) Well, the technology is open to good programmers to supply hassle-free service to Mr & Mrs Average; it's non-programmers with a ridiculous view of reality that cause the problems.... My first and last trial of an Auckland ticket-booking system conducted me down a series of choice-trees that was neat, logical and as clear as a drunken descent down Colossal Caves .... triumphantly, I made my last button choice before getting to actually order the tickets I wanted -- and was dumped offline. I took in a report of my experience, and was told I'd been as silly as many other callers..... Hopefully, they've changed their system; I shall never find out myself... :-)) * SLMR 2.1a * --- Maximus/2 3.01 * Origin: === NZCC Maxie BBS. Ak, NZ +64 9 444-0989 === (3:772/1) .