Subj : Re: Off Topic Humor
To   : MILES MAXTED
From : LAIRD KELLY
Date : Fri Nov 17 2000 11:35 am

-=> MILES MAXTED wrote to MAX CHAMBERLAIN <=-

 MM> G'afternoon Max...

 MC> Follow the directions carefully.  It only takes about 30 seconds. (Safe
 MC> to do on the speaker phone.)

 MC> Call National Discount Brokers
 MC> 1. Dial 1-800-888-3999 (it's free)
 MC> 2. Listen to the all of the recorded options
 MC> 3. Pay attention to what option 7 is
 MC> 4. Hit 7

 MC> Every company should have an option 7. What do you think?

 MM> You'll have tospell this out for this foreigner;  dialling
 MM> 1-800-888-3999 gets me a very terse message from NZ Telecom !!

 MM> So what is option 7  ??

"press 7 if you want to hear a duck quack"

.... "Micro$oft Mobile Manor", Purdy, Wa - 1 mile north of Mary Kay LeTourneau
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