Subj : Off Topic Humor To : MILES MAXTED From : MAX CHAMBERLAIN Date : Fri Nov 17 2000 12:21 pm Quoting Miles Maxted to Max Chamberlain about Off Topic Humor... MM>MC> 2. Listen to the all of the recorded options MM>MC> 3. Pay attention to what option 7 is MM>MC> 4. Hit 7 MM> MM>MC> Every company should have an option 7. What do you think? MM> MM>You'll have tospell this out for this foreigner; dialling MM>1-800-888-3999 gets me a very terse message from NZ Telecom !! MM> MM>So what is option 7 ?? MM> ---- end quote ---- After the first six business options are mentioned the female voice says, "If you'd like to hear a duck quack, press 7." After pressing 7 one hears, "Quack, quack!" TTYL, Max .... Line noise provided by your local phone company. --- * OLXTD w/TLX v4.10 * * Origin: Get all your fido mail here: www.docsplace.org (1:18/140) .