Subj : Off Topic Humor
To   : ALL
From : MAX CHAMBERLAIN
Date : Thu Nov 16 2000 07:36 am

Oops, I meant to post this in a different message area, not here.
Sorry.  If it's any consolation, it's off topic in that area also.

 ÕÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵Max Chamberlain wrote:
MC>I know this is off-topic, but I can't resist posting this item that came
MC>in a humor mailing list.  I tried it and it's for real.
MC>
MC>NDB's Phone <clean, for the US resident>
MC>
MC>For the US resident only...
MC>
MC>If any of you are having a day like mine, you desperately need a
MC>chuckle.
MC>
MC>Follow the directions carefully.  It only takes about 30 seconds. (Safe
MC>to do on the speaker phone.)
MC>
MC>Call National Discount Brokers
MC>1. Dial 1-800-888-3999 (it's free)
MC>2. Listen to the all of the recorded options
MC>3. Pay attention to what option 7 is
MC>4. Hit 7
MC>
MC>Every company should have an option 7. What do you think?
MC>
MC>    TTYL,
MC>     Max    <jmaxc@earthlink.net>
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    TTYL,
     Max    <jmaxc@earthlink.net>

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