Subj : Off Topic Humor To : ALL From : MAX CHAMBERLAIN Date : Thu Nov 16 2000 05:44 am I know this is off-topic, but I can't resist posting this item that came in a humor mailing list. I tried it and it's for real. NDB's Phone For the US resident only... If any of you are having a day like mine, you desperately need a chuckle. Follow the directions carefully. It only takes about 30 seconds. (Safe to do on the speaker phone.) Call National Discount Brokers 1. Dial 1-800-888-3999 (it's free) 2. Listen to the all of the recorded options 3. Pay attention to what option 7 is 4. Hit 7 Every company should have an option 7. What do you think? TTYL, Max --- þ OLXTD w/TLX v4.10 þ How's my posting: Call 1-900-DO-I-CARE * Origin: Get all your fido mail here: www.docsplace.org (1:18/140) .