Subj : Re: Is Silly Little Mail To : Charles Angelich From : Greg Sears Date : Sat Dec 14 2002 11:45 am FIDO ::Offline Mail Discussion Forum CA> 12358cffa61e CA> offline CA> Hello Greg - JD>> Hey mate! JD>> I got a kick out of curlylocks, you certainly have a knack for JD>> ASCIIart! GS> G-day Jimmy Day, well please keep ~that~ stuff coming on down GS> here!!! The truth is/as I always tell the truth. . ."most of the GS> ART is sort of borrowed/stollen or found laying around in many GS> of the messeges I tend to read/see in the travels around the ec -=[08 Dec 02 13:10:12, Charles Angelich replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=- CA> Me too! CA> Take Care - > > _,/ > <__ \_.---. > \_ / \ > \)\ /\.\ > // \\ > ,/' `\_, > G-day Charles Angelich, Here's a cheering report from a tame Australian informant,relaying a message being sent to all 3,000,024 refugees massed in and around Indonesia.... ATTENTION ALL REFUGEES THINKING OF COMING TO AUSTRALIA: If you are currently suffering religious, racial or ethnic persecution or even financial hardships and are considering Australia as your destination, please consider the following: 1 Although Australia is a large continent, only small parts of it is actually worth living in and believe it or not these areas are already full of people. 2 The vast majority of the country is uninhabitable due to the large number of poisonous snakes, spiders and man eating crocodiles. 3 Due to the hole in the Ozone layer, you cannot live in the sun unprotected for more than 15 mins and sunscreen costs exceed 40% of the average Australian wage. 4 Australia is in the process of beefing up their defence forces,F111 Fighter bombers, Orion coastal patrol aircraft and Fa 18 aircraft all scour our oceans looking for your ships, while the world renowned and feared Collins class submarines are the invisible death lurking undetectable beneath our seas. New Zealand would be a much more suitable place to go: 1 The land mass is virtually devoid of any population, most came to Australia years ago, unlike Australia, there's plenty of room! 2 During the last 1000 years or so any dangerous animal larger than a Pea has gone extinct from the Island, the Friendly Native Maori's have eaten them all. 3 The wonderful climate of New Zealand ensures clouds preserve you from the effects of dangerous UV radiation. 4 The New Zealand Defence force is currently in the process of selling it's remaining tigermoth biplane, Bill and Wazza of the New Zealand Navy have taken their tin Dingy and quit. Sailing into New Zealand is simplicity itself! The beautiful scenery, The Maori's peaceful and friendly nature,promiscuous sheep and the Joys of living in a first world country where water and power is available almost 80% of the time! Any currency you bring with you will instantly boost you to levels of wealth you never expected as New Zealand's exchange rate with your county of origin is bound to be favorable! Listen to some testimonials: Amatoli Hizradda: "At first I had my heart set on Australia, but with the 50 Drachmas change I had in my pocket, Ive purchased a large farmhouse and 2000 sheep!" Pong pen VNeue: " I'd never heard of New Zealand and when I got here I found no Triads or gangs to hold me ransom, so I started one!" Slobadan Milocovich:" I was suffering great hardships in my country due to United Nations persecution, I'm safe here in New Zealand as the UN doesn't even know it exists!" ------------------------------------ Who needs friends when you have Ockers ? :-)) -=- I C E-man's -=- (\ _ /) (\ _ /) ( \( )/ ) ( \( )/ ) ( ) Wishing Y O U ( ) `> <' Seasons Greetings `> <' / \ / \ `-._.-' `-._.-' .... v0.43: MultiMail, the new multi-platform, multi-format offline reader! ~~~ ReneWave v2.00+ --- xMail 1.00 * Origin: Murphy's BBS 64 3 3519020 Christchurch N.Z. (3:770/245) .