Subj : Kittens (humor)
To   : All
From : Larry Eggers
Date : Thu Dec 06 2001 07:18 am

 Here's a little something I found in one of the few newsgroups I now
carry...it's good for a laugh.

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* Originally By: Terry Mccombs
* Originally To: All
* Originally Re: Kittens (humor)
* Original Date: 12-05-01  02:47
* Original Area: SOC.REL.PAGAN
* Forwarded by : Blue Wave/DOS v2.30

From: magentashadow@webtv.net (Terry McCombs)

A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a
young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box. When he
got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-born
kittens.

"What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.

"Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the little girl.

The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus
foremost in her heart.
A week later, the preacher was walking down the same street and saw the
little girl again playing with the kittens.

"And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the man
of God.

"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied the
girl.

"But..but.. I thought you said last week that they were Christian
kittens," sputtered the flabbergasted preacher.

"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."

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