Subj : An "I don't believe it" moment - Reply To : Rachel L. Akers From : Moebius Date : Wed Jul 11 2001 11:19 am The Moon was red, making Rachel L. Akers ask All, "Is this a bad sign?" RLA> OK I'm still boggled... Speechless even... RLA> The Mystical Wiccan Coven Grove of the Glittery Butterfly Unicorn of RLA> Magical Healing and Holy White Light of Divine Spiritual Spiffiness RLA> and Enchanted Smiling Faerie Goddess of the Brilliant Light of RLA> Wonderfulness is Currently accepting applications. RLA> I'd tell you more but um you have to be one of us to know so just fill RLA> out these few questions so we can make you one of us and then we'll RLA> tell you the secrets of the universe and give you a neat bumper RLA> sticker. If you answer no to any of these questions, maybe we're not RLA> right for you, but that's okay...when you stop being a regular human RLA> and maybe get reborn as a Witch like us ('cause see we were all born RLA> with all these powers because we were chosen and that's why we're all RLA> together because only special Natural Witches like us can have covens) RLA> we'll let you try again. Because we love you. RLA> 1. Do you watch The Craft religiously? I thought the Goth chick was weird. RLA> 2. Do you only eat plants? No, I'm a carnivore; you're next on the menu. RLA> 3. Do you swear to worship ONLY the Light???? Of course; I can't see dark. RLA> 4. Isn't Heath Ledger hot? RLA> 5. No really, I'm sooo totally serious, don't you think he's RLA> like maybe the reincarnation of Adonis or something? Two words: Who dat? RLA> 6. Aren't bunnies cute? They make good bait for TuChux women. RLA> 7. Aren't Xtians just sooo totally sucky? On most days of the week. RLA> 8. Can you proof it, hnu? Do I have to? RLA> Thank you for applying, we hope to hear from you SOOOON!!! RLA> Love and light and fluffy truffled lollipop ice cream cuddly snuggly RLA> wuggly huggles!!! RLA> High Priestess Lady Moondrip Snowdancer Cloud Cover Cold Front With a RLA> 50% Chance Of Rain Treewalker Silver Daydream Sunshine Fluff The LIGHT's on, but nobody's home. Moebius, who wasn't being too cynical, was he? .... Problem with shooting skeet, cleaning and cooking them! --- Spot 1.3b Unregistered * Origin: Remember the Rule of Three: Three to one's bad odds (1:3613/1275.12) .