Subj : Pagan Limericks
To   : All
From : Rachel L. Akers
Date : Wed Jun 20 2001 01:59 am

Morning,

My charming partner got involved in an unoffical Pagan Limerick competition on 
list. Here are some of the results... );-)

                WARNING some of these are BBBAAAADDD!!

Even the authors admit being "connoisseurs of bad taste"


An inexperienced witch called Myrtle
Thought she'd try her hand at casting a circle
The circle miscast
And with a three-fold back blast
Spent the rest of her life as a turtle


        An old country witch would oft say
        She had great luck invoking the fey
        Each Sabbat that passed
        She would fill up a glass
        For they'd rather have whisky than "tay"

                A starry-eyed novice named Claire
                Adorned with crystals and flair
                She read Buckland and Fitch
                And declared herself Witch
                Now she spends all her days at Ren-Faire

                         There once was a Wiclet named Elf
                         Who thought Silver was Goddess Herself
                         She didn't know Gardner
                         Or anyone harder
                         Than what Llewellyn had on the shelf.


There once was a young man named Bruce
Who heard Wicca chicks were pretty loose
Then a sexy blonde witch
Threw him into a ditch
When with his wand he did goose her caboose!



        There was a young Wiccan named Zeke,
        Who one Sabbat got too drunk to speak,
        An unfortunate miss
        During the Five-Fold Kiss
        And he was coughing up hairs for a week...


                A Jew, on a broomstick, had ridden,
                So he wrote a Great Rite revision:
                "Indecent exposure
                is decidedly Kosher,
                but porking is strictly forbidden."

--- Msged/2 4.00
 * Origin: Elfwhere - The POINTy eared POINT (3:640/531.2379)

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