Subj : FWed  God suffers mood disorder
To   : Rachel L. Akers
From : Moebius
Date : Sun May 13 2001 09:46 am

The Moon was red, making Rachel L. Akers ask All, "Is this a bad sign?"


 RLA> 2 May 2001

 RLA> God Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder

 RLA>       NEW HAVEN, CT--In a diagnosis that helps explain the confusing
 RLA> and contradictory aspects of the cosmos that have baffled
 RLA> philosophers, theologians, and other students of the human condition
 RLA> for millennia, God, creator of the universe and longtime deity to
 RLA> billions of followers, was found Monday to suffer from bipolar disorder.

Y'know, this explains it all.

Of course, the obvious reply is the Goddess suffers from severe PMS...

Moebius

.... Oxymoron: PennDOT work crew


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