Subj : Several Bad Pagan Jokes
To   : All
From : Rachel L. Akers
Date : Wed Apr 11 2001 10:18 pm

What do you call a dating club for unattached Wiccans?
Craft singles!

What is one thing you never have to worry about?
Your airplane being hijacked by a group of radical Unitarians.

How do you scare a UU (Unitarian Universalist) our of your neighborhood?
Burn a Question Mark on their lawn.....


                Knock, knock!
                Who's there?
                Wicca!
                Wicca who?
                Wicca dance in the moonlight together, yes?



---Get a taste for religion, Lick a Witch!

---Best thing about Pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on...

---The Goddess is alive and she ate my homework.

---Please hold. All muses are busy right now, but your inspiration is important 
to us...

Carpe Nocturnum: 'We get more done after 2 a.m. then most people do all day'

WASP...We Are Sexy Pagans

(alternatively)
        Wiccan American/Australian Sexy Pagan


                Hail to the Sun god!
                He's a real fun god!
                Ra, Ra, Ra!



 Q:  What do you' call 13 Witches in a hot tub?
 A:  Self-Cleaning Coven

 Q:  What kind of furniture does a Goddess worshipper prefer?
 A:  Wicker

 Q:  Why did the Wiccan novitiate give up pork?
 A:  She thought the Rede said, "Chew what you will, but ham?--none."

 Q:  What's the difference between New Age and Pagan?
 A:  About $500.00 a weekend.

 Q:  What is a witch's favorite snack?
 A:   PAN pizza


 Q:  What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
 A:  SPELLing.

 Q: What do pagans put their trash in?
 A: A wicker basket

 Q: If a Witch practices on the beach, is she a Sandwich?

 Q: What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey?
 A: The Blessed Bee!

 Q: What do you say to an angry witch?
 A: Ribbit

 Q: What's the difference between a New Ager and a Pagan?
 A: A decimal point. An item you'll pay $300 to a New Ager for, you 
        can get from a local Pagan for $30.

 Q: How do you tell a New Age witch from a NeoPagan Witch?
 A: You throw them both in the water. The NeoPagan Witch will float, 
        whereas the New Age Witch will sink under the weight of all 
        their overpriced crystals....

 Q: What happens when a Ceremonial Magician gets angry?
 A: He goes Qua-ballistic.

 Blonde Jokes

 Q: Why did the blond pagan have a lasso?
 A: She wanted to draw down the moon.

 Q: Why did the blond pagan have a remote control?
 A: She wanted to channel.

 Q: How can you tell a blonde pagan closed the circle?
 A: There's white-out on the floor.

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