Subj : Burning Times 2.0
To   : All
From : Rachel L. Akers
Date : Thu Feb 15 2001 10:23 pm

Greetings All,

OK you'll need to keep your tongue firmly planted in your cheek for this one.

  Rai an OS/2 user ... rats );-)


                        Burning Times 2.0


        Burning Times 2.0 for Windows '95, '98, ME, NT, 2000, and 
        even old 3.1, but NOT UNIX, Linux, IRIX, AIX, FreeBSD, 
        NetBSD, etc

        Tired of dealing with those of a different path? Annoyed that
        you don't understand anything but your own? Just want to feel
        a sense of power?  Well, you need two things -- enough 
        popularity to be elected President of the United States, and 
        Burning Times 2.0.

        Improvements: Higher accuracy, less misfire, better torture, 
        and a faster means of turning the mob against non-mainstream 
        religions, especially those that do anything that is thought 
        to be against the Main Church

        Features: Creates convincing propaganda without any real 
        information input, makes Congress people suceptible to 
        pressure from mob, gives arms to only those who support The 
        Cause

        If you have a nation with too many non-mainstreamers, trim 
        the data now with Burning Times 2.0 and rid yourself of all 
        your troubles! 

                                              Author: CoolProgrammer

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