Subj : Different taglines - still themed
To   : All
From : Rachel L. Akers
Date : Thu Feb 15 2001 10:23 pm

Greetings All,

Just trying to lighten the mood a little...

Kinda on topic & kinda not, many pardons Bossman. Problem is that I x_posted 
all my "laugh at the pagans" (etc) taglines a few months ago & I kinda wanted 
to (gently) make a point. The alternative would be to post _ALLLLLL_ my redneck 
taglines <FX: looking for Moebius's dust trail> <g>

  Rai _Not_ a coffee drinker but know many devotees ...

.... Ambidextrous: able to put sugar in coffee with either hand.
.... Any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god. - Lewis Stead
.... Coffee is *not* supposed to be a *solid*! - Maj. Winchester, M*A*S*H
.... Coffee Not Found - Operator Halted
.... COFFEE.COM not found: (A)dd More, (R)eheat, (F)reak Out?
.... COFFEE.COM not found: (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze
.... COFFEE.CUP not found: (W)ash, (R)e-use, (D)rink straight from pot?
.... COFFEE.EXE Missing  -  Insert Cup and Press Any Key
.... C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep
.... Decaffeinated coffee?  But ... why?
.... Decaffinated coffee is like kissing your sister.
.... D‚j… Brew:  The feeling that you've had this coffee before.
.... "Engineering. You guys fix the *COFFEE* routine yet?":Janeway
.... Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
.... I put instant coffee in a microwave & almost went back in time.
.... I make *serious* coffee.  Its so strong it wakes up the neighbors.
.... I'm not dead, I just haven't had my coffee yet.
.... I eat coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it?
.... If the spoon don't dissolve, it ain't coffee!
.... Is there life before coffee?
.... I've been on a coffee break for the past 15 years.
.... Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
.... Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.
.... Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence
.... Some mornings, sex is better than coffee.
.... Sleep: that annoying interval before the next cup of coffee.
.... Sleep:  What you do when you run out of caffeine.
.... Ultimate office automation:  networked coffee
.... Unable to locate Coffee -Find the culprit and KILL!
.... Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
.... URA Redneck if: Your Coffee Table Used To Be A Cable Spool.
.... Warp Factor 2- I want a decent cup of coffee this time! : Janeway

--- Msged/2 4.00
 * Origin: Elfwhere - The POINTy eared POINT (3:640/531.2379)

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